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  • It's pink! I hope you like it!

    Here's the first taster of the Pink Edition of Alternative Poetry Books.

    My exploration into the feminine side of human nature.

    Will soon be available for free download on the Endaxi Press website.

    Just need to do final editing and then will submit it for publishing.

    2 down and 5 to go :)

    A Christmas freeby is being put together in the meantime - to be called Banana's Free Christmas Pillow e-book.

    Pillow because that's a mish mash of PINK and YELLOW and it will contain the christmassy poems out of those books plus a couple of others and a short story.

    Wait til you see the cover - it is so funny! :) And a bit Gilderoy Lockhartish ...

  • I Can't Send Messages!!!!

    Anyone who is expecting messages from me - please accept my apologies. :oops:

    Since last week my message function has been completely FUBARRED!

    I sent a request for help via the Help system but as yet have heard nothing :(

    So I'm afraid until Blog.co.uk fix my message system or come up with a reason as to why it might not be working - I am going to be strangely silent on the message front.

    I can still receive messages - but I can't reply or send new ones :-/

    IT IS VERY FRUSTRATING |-|

  • I sold a download!!!! I'm having a little dance to celebrate!!!

    Someone bought a download of my book!!

    Within minutes of me Tweeting it!!

    Now what shall I spend my £1.30 on?

    (That's how much I get once PayPal gets their cut)

  • Free Kindle or Nook e-book download!

    Now available as an e-book in e-pub and mobi-pocket format Alternative Poetry Books - Yellow edition contains 62 poems. Compatible with Kindle, Nook and other popular e-book readers.

    Funny/quirky light-hearted poems begin on odd numbered pages alternating with serious poems which begin on even numbered pages.

    Humorous pieces Include such characters as:

    a belligerent poet determined to fight off any 'flowery' readings of their work;
    a schoolboy with Asperger's who has his own reasons for never biting his teacher again
    and a family of gnomes who will accept any indignity rather than make a pot of tea out of turn.

    Serious poems include some alternative views of personal loss, politics and some of the bleaker aspects of modern life.

    Life is made up of dark and light moments and this book is intended to reflect life and the humour life is always capable of serving up, even when at its darkest.

    These poems are written for adult readers and may not be suitable for readers under 14 years old.

    The full download costs £1.99 but short excerpts can also be downloaded for .99p
    The first excerpt is a free download and contains the first 15 poems in the book.

    Here is the link to the download page on the Endaxi Press website - http://www.EndaxiPress.com/dvp/

  • Possibly the longest most boring blog post in the world.

    I've been wondering why it is that often artists and writers sneer at scientists?
    I have read so many long diatribes about how scientists should take responsibility for the impact of their work and how so often they are blinded to consequences and just rush headlong into dangerous research.

    The usual story being that scientists just want to discover things and be remembered as geniuses and like the money that the big corporations pay them so they ignore the moral implications.

    In college we even had a Science and technology in society module in which an extremely left-leaning lecturer told us what we *should* think and tried to persuade us never to become lackies of the capitalist machine :)

    But what about the responsibility of artists, designers, writers, film makers and other creative people?

    It seems to me that hardly anyone takes the impact on society that these folk have seriously enough.

    The selling power of celebs, the role model positions of footballers are often discussed in the media. But the steady drip drip drip of tv, books, articles, blogs, and many other places where art/writing crops up is so much more influential.

    It may sound simplistic but that doesn't make it untrue - the more a person is exposed to something the less they see it or are consciously aware of it.

    There is a physiological response called adaption - it is the ability of the body to 'airbrush' away irritations. For example if a person wears glasses that turn the images fed to their brain upside down - after a while they no longer have any difficulty - their brain just translates the image to seem the right way up again. Then when the glasses come off - the 'correct' image seems upside down - until the body adapts again. This is the same process that allows people to live in a noisy environment or a smelly one - they just switch off noticing the noise/odour.

    So it is not being silly to suppose that being constantly bombarded with violence, shocking scenes in writing or film, swearing, anger, intolerance - will lead to a similar response.

    Nobody will go off and commit a crime after watching one nasty film or reading one graphically explicit novel (unless they are already seriously disturbed) but after the hundred thousandth time of seeing comedy bashings, dramatic violence, artistic representations of scenes of carnage, violent films - especially if they have been exposed to such things from a very early age, maybe they might be so desensitised to do something small, or if under the influence of drugs or alcohol (again drip drip drip from media, books film and celebs that it is wild and exciting and cool to be a free spirit and tortured by addiction) they might.

    Even if they don't actually do anything criminal, they might be just generally depressed and despondent by a sensory overload from all corners that tells them life is pain, suffering, violent and grotty and that there is little hope of ever surmounting this status.

    I know I sound like a drippy middle class wally. But that is exactly my point.

    There was a time when people were allowed to want and express a love of life and a wish that other people would be happy and nice to each other. There was a time when children and families lived together in harmony and neighbours supported each other and community meant something wonderful and cosy and wasn't a buzz word meaning something quite the opposite and used by social workers.

    A time when social workers were not in constant danger going about their business.

    It wasn't perfect, it wasn't a dream world - but it was manageable and the deeply unhappy were the unusual ones not the norm. Yes people were unsatisfied in various ways - but overall people were measurably more content.

    I wonder why some artists etc think that the way to enthuse a shell-shocked population is by shocking them some more?

    Maybe the poor buggers are burnt out and now would be the time for artists to do something really radical and start giving the world some hope for a better tomorrow.

    And if you read all that I'm amazed. But at least it's out of my system now

    ;)

  • First short story after 18 years!

    I used to write short stories. But my interest dwindled. I entered a few competitions and in those days there was no internet to share things on. One of my personality foibles is that I need encouragement and feedback to keep me going - at least I do when the task involves concentration and perseverence.

    Poetry is quick and almost a reflex to me now and that is why I kept up with it over the years even without any outside interaction on the subject. It is definitely the case that I produce more when I have an audience though. It's a lovely feeling to think that I have people to share with.

    Well today I had an urge to write a short story.

    I sat down and out it came, almost as easily as a poem! I had a couple of moments where I nearly went off and did something else, but I was firm with myself. I Twittered that I was mid short story and someone showed an interest.

    That was the spur I needed and an hour later it was done.

    So now I have a new blog with one solitary short story on it :))

    http://short-banana.blog.co.uk

    I hope it will take me less than 18 years to write another one.

    Oh and I got some lovely comments on Twitter about it, so I am very encouraged and pleased. I used to be very bad at dialogue so I was especially pleased that I was complimented on my dialogue this time.

  • The most expensive poetry book in the world? $1,165.53 on Amazon!

    My book - a snip at $1,165.53 on Amazon! http://bit.ly/1cn6WV - & to think I was worried my #poetry was rubbish! LOLamazon wtf

    You can see from the address bar on this screen capture it is indeed my book Alternative Poetry Books - Yellow edition at that miniscule price LOL

    Could this be the answer to my question is my poetry rubbish?

    Is the answer yes - but very expensive rubbish?

    :))

  • What do you think of it so far? Banana's Book Blog Tour - 3

    My book - Alternative Poetry Books - Yellow edition is THE featured book on the front page of Freado.com because underneath they are carrying the link to my latest stop in my blog tour on the BookBuzzr Blog.

    Here's how it starts....

    A few months ago, we had the swine flu scare in India. Everywhere I went, I saw people wearing masks.
    And everybody kept cleansing their hands with hand-sanitizer. You could practically cut the fear in the air with a knife.
    At this point, I stumbled upon a BookBuzzr book with the words "Alternative Poetry - Lite" in the title.
    Intrigued, I flipped through a few pages. And before I knew it I was smiling ... and then laughing!
    Then I came across this little verse which was so relevant to the "lets-keep-everything-clean" mania that had enveloped me
    and all other people in my immediate surroundings:

    Where There's Dirt There's Life
    Nothing good comes from sterile and pure.
    The best things in life spring up from manure.

    I was able to draw my own conclusions from this poem and more importantly
    it lightened my heart and made me understand that the fear that people were feeling
    at that point in time did not mean anything.
    So when I recently got the opportunity to interview the author - Michele Brenton - I jumped at it:)

    So here goes:

    Hi Michele ... Can you tell our author community of readers, a little about yourself?
    Hi Vikram... I'll try..."

    Read more...

    I had a lot of fun with this interview, Vikram asked some interesting questions and I did my best to be interesting in my replies. Even if you aren't interested in my shameless personal revelations - it is worth a look-see just to find out more about BookBuzzr which is something that every writer on authonomy ought to know about as it is free and a dream piece of armoury (for that read easy-to-use even for non techies) in the bid to find more readers ;)

    What do you think?

  • 1st Review of Alternative Poetry Books - Yellow edition on Barnes & Noble!!!

    Posted November 1, 2009, 12:45 PM EST: I stumbled upon Banana the Poet, aka Michele Brenton, on the Writers Digest website. I've been following her on Twitter ever since and I read the sample poetry before purchasing this book as well. I really like the mixture of serious and funny poems that are included in this collection. "Cut Glass Floor", one of the serious poems, is raw emotion...it evokes the pain of a lover's broken promise that everyone has felt at one point or another in life. "While Sincere Apologies to my Teacher" is funny and sweet, even in its brevity, which is refreshing because Michele uses only enough words - the right words - in creating her prose. I am purchasing this book as gifts for several friends, and a copy for myself!

    Review on Barnes & Noble for Alternative Poetry Books - Yellow edition

    How cool is that? :DDB)8|:D

    It is an amazing feeling to know that someone I've never met has taken the time to not only read my stuff but actually buy it (more than once)and then review it online like this! So much more than I expected.

    Of course when I started out I had to have a certain amount of confidence, but really all that I was certain of was that I would do my best not to make a total twit of myself. Which meant taking time to try and make the book the best first attempt I could possibly manage, and not being daft and getting myself into debt getting it 'out there'.

    Anything after that was going to be a bonus.

    But is it awful? Now I've had that great review I'm hooked on that feeling. I hope I get more nice ones.
    And what if I get a stinker?

    Too much thinking again.

    I'll just enjoy this lovely moment and try not to spoil it for myself.
    :DB):DB):DB)

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