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Looking for a Literary Agent. from banana ^Pro 160 days old

I have been bowled over by the response to the poetry (The Alternative Poetry Book ) I placed online at 'authonomy' -   Harper Collins' website for writers ...

UK Police asked to investigate by Commons authorities. from banana ^Pro 186 days old

UK Police have been asked to investigate regarding the government expenses debacle NOT the fiddling and fraud though They are to investigate to see ...

Poet's Traumatic Stress Disorder - Oh the Suffering!!! from banana ^Pro 170 days old

A gazillion years ago when I was a student and still very serious about my poems I dug deep into my shallow resources of self confidence and sent a selection ...

How I write a poem. from banana ^Pro 50 days old

What goes on inside my head? Something happens or I read something that starts me fizzing I don't write anything yet. I wait for ages and ages and ...

New banana Joke. from banana ^Pro 178 days old

I made footwear from banana skins. I call them slippers.

Shock News!!! banana_the_poet withdraws from Ms TwitterWorld Contest from banana ^Pro 170 days old

Have withdrawn from MS TwitterWorld contest and so removed the link. The Tweeterwall website crashed 2 nights running due to 'unforeseen demand' and ...

This made me laugh and laugh! from banana ^Pro 110 days old

Good old British common sense being spoken at last I say! I've eaten clotted cream and drunk gold top milk for years and my doctor told me if I wasn't ...

#failedchildrensbooktitles - not appropriate for children. from banana ^Pro 103 days old

This is a game on Twitter to come up with inappropriate book titles for children's books and I am half proud and half appalled at the titles I came up ...

I'm a bloke!!!! from banana ^Pro 69 days old

According to some gender personality quiz thingies I did - I did two of them I should be working as a lumberjack somewhere with other hairy blokes, swigging ...

Ask not how I feel today - I just might tell you! from banana ^Pro 169 days old

'Nuff said. Image from UK Comedy program - The IT Crowd - the best, funniest, most hilarious program ever! I may need to sit down and watch a LOT ...